"I've always had the prettier boner."
And here we are. The ************* HarBOWL. ******* gag me already. Any human rooting for the Ravens in this situation can get their dick ripped out at the root. The vision of Ray Lewis hoisting another Super Bowl trophy over his head is enough to make me want to dig out my eyeballs with a melon baller. Lucky for all of you I happen to have a cousin that works for the Ravens organization. He is a terrible, terrible human who happens to work closely beside John Harbaugh. I'm pretty sure he has punted babies into lava pools at some point in his life. After the Ravens had beat the Patriots on Sunday I received the following email from him. Which is weird because we never talk to the point where you would think he doesn't even exist. Enjoy.
/John Harbaugh runs to midfield as
the game expires.
John: Nice game, dick lover! How did
you like us ass ******* you