Ndamukong Suh may be suspended for two weeks from the NFL, but he is now ready for the off-the-field melt down that often comes to players out of control.
The stomping fool now is free to go home for a few weeks of relaxation and avoid those anger management classes.
So, he promptly went out on the town, crashing his Chevy muscle car with a nimrod of victims into a tree at 1:15 a.m, early Saturday morning. He was driving a classic 1970 Chevy Coupe, favored by ladies of the night and wives without husbands.
Repentant football players on suspension often go out for some fun after midnight. The Lions didn’t seem to notice, being preoccupied with a dozen other boneheads who cause team penalties.
At present Portland, Oregon, police have not issued a statement on whether Suh was angry that a tree was on the side of the road, deciding to teach it a lesson.
During the process he also hit a curb, a light pole, and a drinking fountain. No citations were needed f...