Taking Away Their Man Cards

Ok, you are Joey Harrington's agent. You've probably earned your paycheck more than anyone else in professional sports. Your client has the same name as Montana and Theisman but still demands to be called Joey. In a game where machismo and reputation are necessities on the field, Joey enjoys playing the piano, alienating his teammates, and doing other unnamed things that you made disappear when you got him that mail order bride with the nice hoo-ha's.