Ted Ginn is Like Jesus, if Jesus Were Whale Poop

Ted Ginn Jr. made himself truly useful for perhaps the first time as a pro last week, returning two kickoffs for touchdowns of 100 yards or more in Miami’s 30-25 win over the Jets. Whereas some see glimmers of production in what has otherwise been a squandered career, others see the divine. Okay, maybe just Dolphins offensive coordinator Dan Henning, who felt it apt to liken Ginn’s career travails to those of Jesus. "Wasn’t that marvelous? You know, in the Bible, on Palm Sunday they threw flowers and garlands at the Good Lord and then on Friday, they picked him up, beat the s@$* out of him, crucified him, and in this league they give us seven days – only gave him five. "So we go back three or four weeks ago and Teddy was a hero after the first Jet game, he was a goat after New Orleans and now he’s a hero again. I can’t wait to see the next chapter of this and who decides that." I’m not up on my theology, but I...