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Well, this game is over. Let’s recap the first half, shall we?Matt Schaub threw a pick-six on the third play from scrimmage. It was his fourth pick-six in four games, a hilarious streak that is also an NFL record.The Texans put together a decent drive but missed a long field goal. The 49ers responded with a lengthy drive that ended with a Frank Gore touchdown. The game is over at that point, but y’know, gotta have something between commercials.Matt Schaub threw another interception but it was shockingly not returned for a touchdown. The 49ers scored anyway and the game was extra over.Deluded into thinking the game wasn’t over, Texans converted a desperation 4th and 2 near midfield with a few minutes remaining in the half. They did nothing with the possession and it remains 21-0.In fact, the only interesting stuff happened in the player intros. Donte Whitner is not yet officially Hitner, but he intros himself as such.And Antonio Smith is from the Shaolin Temple because he’s the least...
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Matt Schaub continues to throw interceptions. On Sunday night the Houston Texans pulled Schaub from the game against San Francisco.
Schaub was just 19-of-35 for 173 yards and threw three more interceptions, including yet another pick-six – the fourth straight game that has happened. The pick-six came on his first pass attempt of the night and things did not get much...
It's as though they're becoming smarter as the season wears on. This was easily the least stupid week thus far in 2013. Thank goodness for the NFC East. The stupidest pick six, considering the circumstances I hate to pile on Matt Schaub, but when you've become a pick six goat this season, I don't know how you throw this pass on the very first series against...
Yes, Sports Fans, he did it-- Matt Schaub with the interception returned for a touchdown--again. At least this time it was at the beginning of the game and the team has a chance to make up for it.
Fans were burning his jersey after he tied the record for most consecutive games with a pick-6 last week. I can't imagine what they will do now that he...
The Houston restaurant scene really really cares about the Texans. And people named Matt.
Not too long after one burger joint offered a "Pick Six" burger named in ahem honor of Matt Schaub Schaub threw another pick six his fourth-straight game with the nightmare toss. To try and get him right Houston's Little Bitty Burger Barn (pictured above) is helping out all fellow...
Matt Schaub threw a pick-6 for the fourth consecutive game yesterday...setting an NFL record. [TBL]
In his defense -- he was jinxed.
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For most of the Houston Texans’ cringe-worthy 34-3 loss to San Francisco, it felt like the audience was …
The Houston Texans are in dire need of a Franchise Quarterback because Matt Schaub sure isn’t one. After another embarrassing loss, this time on the road in San Francisco, it is quite obvious that Matt Schaub isn’t going to lead Houston to a Super Bowl anytime soon. In back to back games, Schaub has thrown pick sixes to opposing corner backs, three overall against San Fran and...
Despite another horrific performance on Sunday night, Texans head coach Gary Kubiak said that Matt Schaub is still their starting quarterback even though he was benched in favor of T.J Yates when the game got out of hand.
Texans coach Gary Kubiak says Matt Schaub is still the team’s starting quarterback.
— NFL: AroundTheLeague (@NFL_ATL) October 7, 2013
As much as Houston fans...
Matt Schaub still has his starting job.
Matt Schaub’s Favorite Number (Meme)
Peyton is Actually Human…For One Play (GIF)
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Houston Restaurant Gives us the Matt Schaub Burger AKA ‘The Pick Six’
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It's been a rough season for the Houston Texans so far; especially when the ball is in the hands of quarterback Matt Schaub. For four games in a row the man has had a ball intercepted and returned for a touchdown. What was supposed to be a Super Bowl season is not looking too good.
Fans need someone else. They need someone dynamic; that can make plays; who will at least try...
Tramaine Brock intercepted Matt Schaub's first pass of the night
and returned it 18 yards for a touchdown, Schaub threw three
interceptions in all before the embattled quarterback got replaced
in the fourth, and the San Francisco 49ers pounded the Houston
Texans 34-3 on Sunday night.
A difficult season just got a little tougher for the Houston Texans. Not only do they have to get Matt Schaub over a horrible case of Pick 6-itus (nasty little disease), but they will have to do it without the services of one of the more reliable tight ends in the NFL.
During the Monday Night Football game rumors began to make the rounds online...