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Inside Bill Belichick’s Office – As Bill Studies Secret Practice Tape At His Desk, The Phone Rings
Bill Belichick: This is Bill, who the **** is this?
Bob Kraft: God damnit, Bill! I told you to stop answering the phone like that. Anyway, what the **** kind of ship have you been running the last few months? I swear, every single time I go somewhere on vacation, I get a call from somebody in the PR group saying that questionable pictures of a drunken Rob keep popping up on the internet. All I want is to **** my whores in peace, Bill. Is that really so much to ask?
Belichick: What do you want me to do, Bob? I’m not his dad. He’s an adult. He can make his own decisions. Besides, he’s a “bro.” That’s just what he does.
Kraft: Put a ******* end to it! That’s what! I don’t care if he’s a brother, sister, cousin or dad. I’m forking over a ******** of cash for this Swedish villa, and if I have one more 3-way ******* interrupted because of Rob’s ****, it’s g
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If one of the Patriots’ Swiss Army Knives Julian Edelman gets cut this week, its pretty much safe to say it’s because he took out one of the team’s superstars.
Edelman rolled up underneath tight end Aaron Hernandez’s ankle during Sunday’s loss against the Arizona Cardinals as he made his way downfield after catching a screen pass from Tom Brady.
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LaRon Landry is playing for the guy he wants to play for. To hell with the rest of them. Rex Ryan loves Landry’s work ethic and Landry loves Ryan’s unique and aggressive defense, which LaRon says is ultimately why he ended up in New York. However, the safety said the absence of Bill Belichick during his visit with the Patriots made his decision to not sign with New England easy...
Deion Branch still has a locker and nameplate at Gillette Stadium. What he doesn't have is a job. Branch was cut from the Patriots on Aug. 31 as the team trimmed down to its 53-man roster, and although there has been speculation that New England was interested in bringing back the veteran wide receiver, nothing official has happened as the NFL enters Week 2. Branch's top...
Despite putting up solid numbers and breaking Troy Brown’s record to become the all-time receptions leader in Patriots history with his 558th catch in New England’s embarrassing 20-18 loss to the Arizona Cardinals, speculation is mounting that receiver Wes Welker … Continue reading →
Wes Welker started Sunday's game standing on the sidelines, but by the end of the afternoon he was running into the history books. Welker, who was replaced in the starting lineup by Julian Edelman on Sunday, stood by and watched as the Patriots offense struggled to combat a stringy Arizona defense for much of the first half. Just when it seemed that Tom Brady and the passing...
Notes on the Patriots-Cardinals Box Score
Bad Stats That Stand Out
Offense 5-15 on 3rd Down
4 sacks given up (though most were coverage sacks I’d say)
3.2 yards per rush.
Good Stats That Stand Out
Defense 4-14 on Third Down
Only 245 yards given up
2 forced fumbles both recovered
New England tight end Aaron Hernandez's injured ankle could sideline him for the next six weeks according to ProFootballTalk.Fantasy Spin:The Patriots have a wealth of options at receiver and tight end and are one of the few teams in the league that can survive an injury like this. Don't expect Tom Brady's stats to drop off in Hernandez's absence.
Welker owns 4 of the top 25 single season reception totals in NFL history, no one else has more than 2 in the top 25 (2 each for C.Carter, J.Rice, J.Smith and M.Harrison). He is coming off a tie for the 4th highest reception total ever when he had 122 receptions in 2011, and you do not go from that point to being behind Julian Edelman on the depth chart. The issue here is a...
Despite the Patriots loss to the Cardinals, they played a phenomenal game on defense. New England’s defense allowed 245 total yards on offense, and most importantly, held All-Pro wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald to just one reception for four yards on five targets. The Patriots had just three cornerbacks out on defense for the entire game, which did not include last year's second...
Bill Belichick surely had an eye on at least one college football score today. It was Belichick's former assistant against the school where the Patriots' head coach first learned to coach under his father as Penn State faced off against Navy. Bill O'Brien got the first win of his head coaching career as the Nittany Lions clobbered the Midshipmen 34-7 at Beaver Stadium...
The Cardinals came into New England today as one of the largest underdogs this week and shocked Patriots fans the world over with a hard fought 20-18 victory. New England had a shot at the end to win it with a fairly standard field goal from 42 yards out, but it was not to be as Stephen Gostkowski pushed the kick wide left and the Cardinals escaped with a crucial road win.
According to breaking news from ESPN Boston, the New England Patriots have signed veteran TE Kellen Winslow Jr, but the report has not been confirmed by other sources yet which continue to report that a deal has not been reached yet. The ESPN report suggests that the Patriots have inked the veteran to a one-year deal. Winslow had worked out for the Patriots two weeks ago, but left...
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