Found December 28, 2011 on The Money Shot:
DERP! Over the past two months, it has seemed like it was all but certain that Andrew Luck would be taking his pot of whatever-goblins-eat to the City of Fat Humps. Luck is obviously going first overall, we all know this. But now his destination is much cloudier. Actually, it really isn’t. Once the Colts complete the most unlikely three game winning streak ever (because Blaine Gabbert is a ***** wart) and the Rams get murked by the Niners, much like Nelly, you can find Luck in St. Lou-aaaay. And I am going to be the first one to say this because I see all and am most excellent at reading people… The Colts never wanted Andrew Luck. Never. Don’t believe me? It’s hard to ignore the evidence once it’s all laid out in front of you. *Why go to Orlovsky before #1 was clinched? Painter is clearly the worst QB in NFL history. Let him roll up the L’s until the first pick is guaranteed and then take him out behind Lucas Oil Stadium and shoot him. *I am not implying that Dan Orlovsky is good....
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