The Fiercest Movie Athletes Ever.

There are certain people that no matter how tough you think you are, you simply don’t mess with. I don’t speak of Navy Seals or mafia assassins; they are pushovers. I am referring to the most ferocious of the ferocious. The fierce movie athlete. Each of these characters is a force to be reckoned with, and if you ever see them in a deserted alley (you probably won’t because they’re not real), run in the opposite direction. Ray Finkle – Ace Ventura, Pet Detective He was the kicker for the Miami Dolphins who lost the 1984 Super Bowl because of a missed game winning field goal. Now he’s a she; Lois Einhorn formerly of the Miami Police Dept. She (he) may be easy on the eyes, but if you say, “The laces were out!” in her presence, Finkle is likely to rip you limb from limb. Also, you may want to not mention a certain Dolphins QB legend in her presence too. She hates that guy more than the pain she endures from having her junk tucked behind her legs. The Hanson Brothers – Slap Shot Hockey has always been a violent game, but when these three brothers took to the rink, their tactics made a UFC fight look like a game of chess. After seeing the Hanson Bros methodically deconstruct the opposing team’s players with savage body checks, wicked stick slashes and power packed punches, you’re left wondering if they were out there because they love hockey or because they love to make people bleed. Either way, these guys were totally unstoppable, unless of course if they were in the penalty box (which was almost always).