Originally written on Football Nation  |  Last updated 10/16/12
Another week of football is in the books, and we are left to sort through the indecipherable results. Only two teams in the AFC having winning records and Jonna Chizik is locked in a desperate cosmic battle with Satan, who has orchestrated numerous Auburn loses this year. Well, we all have our own mystic difficulties and most of mine aren’t as simple as winning a football game, so God’s speed. Smite the Fiend and chase him from the field of battle in glory Jonna Chizik!It’s clear the coffers are overflowing. In every direction one finds senseless argot and ugly mystic vibrations, tortured souls wending their way back towards the Great Singularity. What does any of this gibberish mean? It means a two-part Hollow Mockery, if nothing else. Ugly Vibrations in San FranciscoThe Giants throttled the 49ers in a game that was interesting for its playoff implications, for the recent history of the two teams involved, and for the clumsy bickering that occurred before the game. It isn’t terribl...
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