The Impassive Jackhammer

Do you dislike emotions? Do you love the Bengals? And lastly, do you like poor writing? Well, Baghdad Hobs had made something just for you.All eyes are on Antwan Odom’s immediate replacement at right end, battle-tested Jon Fanene, and heir apparent, rookie Michael Johnson. Now that I know Fanene is battle-tested, I’m confident in the situation. But defensive tackle Tank Johnson is trying to set a gritty, professional and purely unemotional example to a defensive line group that is suddenly decimated by the season-long loss of Odom, the NFL sack leader, and the questionable status of the defensive co-captain, tackle Domata Peko. Jon Fanene, before the ball is snapped, is going to look over at Tank Johnson. And you know what? He’ll see those emotionless eyes. He’ll look at the way Tank’s mouth remains motionless, almost indifferent to the setting. He’ll take notice of the way Tank lines up just as a professional would, with two feet and two hands solidly planted ...