Originally written on This Given Sunday  |  Last updated 11/16/14

Mark Sanchez, Jets, FLIRTATIOUS.
"Some days Mark Sanchez looks like Joe Montana, other days he looks like Hannah Montana." Dec. 8 Tweet by @WayneRadcliffe.

Will New York Jets fans ever make up their minds about Sanchez? Fans were prompted to cheer for Sanchez by former QBs Joe Namath, Chad Pennington and by Coach Rex Ryan. A few weeks back, he was everything that was wrong with the offense. Sanchez is 27-17 as the Jets starter, but he is like the nerdy boy friend of the hot Prom queen. She likes him for his nice guy qualities, but cannot forget her bad boy first live, Broadway Joe. You will do for now, Mark, baby.

Blaine Gabbert, Jaguars, MAYBE BABY.
"I'm not saying Blaine Gabbert is afraid of being hit, but I just poked him on Facebook and he slid." Dec. 6 Tweet by @PeytonsHead

We are in that early, nervous stage of exploring whether this relationship has a chance. You looked nice on the dance floor. Mama said I should be dating that nice Cam Newton or Christian Ponder. Do they have brothers at home? You can kiss me...on the cheek..., but that is no promise.

Rex Grossman, Redskins, COLD FISH
"Tom Brady is no Rex Grossman, but he's pretty good." Dec. 11 Tweet by @MikeWiseguy

Sexy Rexy won five of the 13 games he has started for the Redskins. That's as many wins as Donovan McNabb for the Redskins. Coach Mike Shanahan says Grossman is still under evaluation for 2012. It's the turnovers, isn't it? Do turnovers make me look fat in this dress? Mmm, yeah, they do.

Carson Palmer, Raiders, NAUGHTY
"BREAKING - In order to make this a good game again, David Stern just overturned the Carson Palmer trade." Dec. 11 Tweet by @FauxJohnMadden

We know this for what it is, a rebound relationship because my other partner is, um, not available. Now, we have seen you up close without make-up like Darren McFadden Red and Denarius Moore Blush, we understand that the dinner and flowers may have cost too much. This will last until it's over.

Sam Bradford, Rams, KISSABLE
"Through tonight, Sam Bradford has earned $40,464,588 in his NFL career." Dec. 12 Tweet by @darrenrovell  

I would never tell you this to your face, because it's not really your fault, but this isn't working out. My meter for you is dropping from True Love to dutiful kisses. Counseling can help save this marriage, counseling and more support from a few good linemen and more receivers than Brandon Lloyd. Please, take no offense if you catch me staring at my Andrew Luck pin-up. I still love you. No, really I do.

GET THE YARDBARKER APP:
Ios_download En_app_rgb_wo_45
MORE FROM YARDBARKER

Lightning reach Stanley Cup Final with Game 7 win

Devon Still: Daughter has complications with transplant

Rivers denies report of problems with CP3 and Jordan

Orlando Magic hope Skiles can right sinking ship

Falcons waive Shembo over animal cruelty charges

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
GET THE DAILY NEWSLETTER:

Report: Tom Brady’s suspension appeal hearing set for June 23

Peterson is wrong (sorta): NFL players have great power

Scout: A-Rod 'looks like he doesn't give a (expletive)'

Belichick mum on Deflategate in first remarks since discipline

Dwight Howard suspended for first game of 2015-16 season

Bucs veterans missing Jameis while he's at rookie symposium

WATCH: San Diego State player steals home to seal win

St. Thomas pitcher Ben Ancheff takes internet by storm

WATCH: Josh Hamilton hits first two homers of the season

Did Andrew Bogut take a shot at Mark Jackson?

$70 million Reebok deal is bad for UFC fighters

If the Warriors win the NBA title, the parade will be for Oakland

SEC no longer allows transfers with 'serious misconduct' issues

Klay Thompson officially diagnosed with concussion

Snoop Dogg hooks Texas A&M up with adidas cleats

WATCH: Stephen Curry rides a mini-horse

Metta World Peace gets ejected after five fouls in one minute

On satellite camps and the SEC crying over its self-protections

NFL News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

By clicking "Sign Me Up", you have read and agreed to the Fox Sports Digital Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. You can opt out at any time. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.
the YARDBARKER app
Get it now!
Ios_download En_app_rgb_wo_45

Lightning reach Stanley Cup Final with Game 7 win

Devon Still's daughter has complications with transplant

$70M Reebok deal is bad for UFC fighters

If the Warriors win the title, the parade will be for Oakland

Peterson is wrong (sorta): NFL players have great power

Dwight Howard suspended for first game of 2015-16 season

Four QBs set to take step back in 2015

Spelling Bee co-champ wears LeBron jersey under shirt

Top 10 stories from 2015 NBA Playoffs

Rangers-Lightning Game 7 preview

The can't-miss Prince Fielder

Chip Kelly: Tebow is a quarterback

Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.