The Romo Conspiracy Part II
The following story is pure fan-fiction, not to be taken as factual. It is a spoof comedy piece. This is not an attack on any of the individuals in the story. This was spurred on by Tony Romo going to Mexico with the Simpson family during the Bye Week.
On the Monday before the 2008 Playoffs began, in their evil headquarters somewhere in a swap meets a rogue band of NFL Owners once again. As Daniel Snyder, owner of the vile Redskins, call their sinister meeting to order. "Fellow evil NFC East Owners, I come before you in our mission to find Tony Romo's weakness. We have tried several things to stop him including the Britney-Bot but yet we have continued to fail. I have been contacted by the mysterious Mister X who thinks he can help us with our mission."
The dastardly Twin owners of the Giants, John Mara and Steve Tisch, agreed that they would like to hear from Mister X. Eagles' owner, Jeffrey Lurie, remained skeptical of this unknown entity. He hissed "How can we trust this Mister X and why would he want to help us?"
With utmost cockiness, Snyder venomously responded, "Because I said so! Trust me; he wants to see the Cowboys knocked out of the playoffs as bad as we do. He has a plan to do it." This appeared to convince this group of Legion of Doom want-to-bes.
(For the rest of the story, see my blog - (http://fantasysportscounselor.blogspot.com/)
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