Originally posted on Redskins Hog Heaven  |  Last updated 6/22/12
How will the Washington Redskins defeat its top 10.5 foes in 2012? The Redskins have already taken some of those steps. Innovative thinking about players would be another. Throw in an effort at self-improvement for good measure and Washington will be on the path to the playoffs and will save western civilization. Here's how to beat the Redskins' top opponents. 1. Michael Vick, Cam NewtonThe cure is to fight fire with fire. Copy them by getting Robert Griffin III.  Our defenders practicing against RG3 will be the best prep for game day againstVick and Newton. 2. Albert Haynesworth diseaseThe cure here is to pay a fortune only to real lean and skinny guys before they peak in their careers.  No more big checks for big, past their prime free agents.  See the next entry for an example of this.   One possible case against this proposed cure is DeAngelo Hall.  He is coming off an almost Haynesworth-like year in 2011.  By his own admission, he doesn’t work hard in practice.  The cure her...
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