Things More Believable than the Redskins' Tampering Defense

With the NFL looking into allegations that Vinny Cerrato and the Redskins tampered with free agent Albert Haynesworth prior to the opening of free agency, I was pondering some things I find more credible than the Redskins' story that they reached a nine-figure deal with the sack machine in a matter of hours. 1) The Warren Report2) Barry Bonds' home run total3) Barry Bonds4) O.J. Simpson5) Anna Nicole Smith's "attorney" Howard K. Stern6) Adam Lambert's heterosexuality7) Bill Clinton's marijuana smoking technique8) The Pittsburgh Steelers' program to train pit bulls not to eat ponies or infants9) Sidney Crosby's beard10) Drew Rosenhaus11) Iraqi WMDs12) The Onion13) The Nationals' rebuilding plan14) SEC recruiting15) Pete Rose16) Tim Donaghy17) Creationist theory18) Holocaust deniers19) Kim Jong Il20) Tony Kornheiser's football expertise