Found November 28, 2012 on Razzball Football: Yardbarker Blogger Network
I don’t blame Fireman Ed for walking away disgustipated with his Jets.  It’s hard to stay upbeat and ready to support your team after such a performance.  By now, we’ve all learned that Mark Sanchez is a big Sir Mix-A-Lot fan with his unholy gravitational pull towards Moore’s backside.  But for fantasy purposes and for nearly as much humor we were treated to another important chuck fumble care of Shonn Greene.  Is this image even physically possible if Greene were carrying the ball even halfway securely?  I’d think I had stumbled upon an odd kick formation if I didn’t know any better.  But why does all this matter to you or even Fireman Ed for that matter?  Because Bilal Powell scored one of the two Jets touchdowns on that ugly night.  He also scored two the week prior and after that fumble by Shonn, it was clear the Jets weren’t entrusting him with the ball in any situation that they couldn’t bare to turn it over.  Though Powell isn’t going to wow you – he plays for the Je
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