This Just In: Andy Reid Sucks

Well, after last week's debacle of an ending, how could a game against a 1-8 Bengals team, featuring Ryan Fitzpatrick, be any worse? Well the increasingly clueless Andy Reid managed to outdo himself today by calling one of the most ridiculous games I've ever witnessed. In an almost amateurish game plan filled with reverses, WR pass attempts, and flea flickers, and extremely light on any sort of attempt to establish a running game against a less-than stout Cincinnati defense, Reid and his equally-imcompetent chronie Marty Mornhinweg have now completely nixed the Eagles' chances of making the playoffs. Reid's absolute fear of trying to run the ball on the third-and-one on multiple occasions early in the game set the tone for an abysmal day on offense - a day when Donovan McNabb never looked worse, but still managed to get 58 pass plays called. Are Reid and Mornhinweg really convinced they know what they're doing? Do they really know who their players are and who their coaches are? The only good thing that can come out of this game is the slight chance that the apparently oblivious owner of this franchise finally woke up at the end of the OT period and said "We f%$#@#n tied the Bengals?!" and began to come to terms with eating the remaining years of Reid's contract. They say tying is like kissing your sister, but watching this sad spectacle play out to its less-than-satisfying conclusion was more akin to having your sister kick you in the chuckles repeatedly.