Thursday, October 22: Video Of Albert Haynesworth, Professional Sanitizer

I wrote yesterday about Albert Haynesworth's new role as official hand sanitizer of the Washington Redskins, mainly because it was the most upbeat thing that's happened here in about a month. Aside from a couple of grainy iPhone photos, though, that post wasn't what you'd call a rich multimedia experience. Fortunately for all of us, Comcast SportsNet had an extra camera at Redskins Park, so -- while everyone else was paying attention to whatever head coach Jim Zorn was talking about -- they were able to capture this riveting footage of Albert Haynesworth maintaining a secure perimeter against disease."You need it, dog," Haynesworth explains to a still-gloved Fred Davis."You crazy, dude," Davis responds. (But, you'll notice, he doesn't refuse. Haynesworth is a tough guy to refuse.)"H1N1, baby," he tells a skeptical Marko Mitchell. "Say no. Just say no, man! Everybody did it!""You seen Cleveland," he tells CSN&#...