Good day all you fake footballers and ships at sea. I’ve got some footbally news just below here so read it and then forward it to ten of your friends and ask them to forward it to ten of their friends or they may contract some rare disease most likely originating from Rob Gronkowski.
Titus Young Sr. — Mr. Young Senior has some real problems filtering what happens in his brain from becoming manifested in his actions. He sabotaged plays last season and was benched and now in the offseason has taken to Twitter to say he’s not selfish, but he won’t play unless he get’s the ball. He probably should Google the word “selfish” and a few others like “fool,” “moron,” “idiot,” and well, you get the point. He for some reason thinks he deserves something he has yet to earn, but until he earns playing time and the ball by actually becoming a team player, we might as well forget about him, just like the Lions will.
Jahvid Best — It’s sad to see, but it looks like Best’s career as an NFL play