Today in Redskins Hazing

With training camp completed and plenty of rookies unhazed, apparently the veterans decided to just wrap things up with a rush. I'm not sure who exactly is in these planning meetings, but publicly, Albert Haynesworth very clearly seems to be the ringleader. He and Cornelius Griffin tied five rookies to the goalposts, four to each other on the ground, and then nabbed late arrivals Marko Mitchell and Keith Eloi and taped them up back-to-back, standing up. "I'm allergic to tape," Mitchell tried to argue. "This is what y'all get for hiding," Haynesworth said to the latter two. "I wasn't hiding, I was in the cold tub," Eloi said. "I had to rejuvenate my legs." "Oh, we're gonna get you in the cold tub, don't worry about that," Haynesworth said. "We're gonna rejuvenate your whole body."