Found November 08, 2011 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
Tony Rizzo of The Really Big Show on ESPN Radio in Cleveland gave us a really big meltdown last Friday after an obscure question about his beloved Browns. The Browns are allergic to offensive playmakers and caller Steven suggested they give Carlton Mitchell more opportunities.

Mitchell, a second-year receiver out of South Florida, hasn't appeared in eight games out of 24 for the Browns. He hasn't caught a pass and his only touch came on a rushing attempt.

When questioned what Browns GM Mike Holmgren must be thinking, he dropped this gem. "I don't care! I'm sick of all of them right now! I got no friends. I'm the Cleveland sports fan. I'm the kid with no toys at Christmas, and I'm sick of it! Every Christmas!"




Cleveland had the hot start from the Indians, but they proved to be overachievers. The Cavs are hot garbage juice and while the Browns started the season 3-3, they wouldn't be bowl eligible in the SEC.

It must stink to be a Cleveland sports fan right now. Just ask Rizzo.


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