Originally written on Down and Distance  |  Last updated 11/20/14
Each Tuesday, I’ll put together the top 10 most witty tweets (in no particular order) I’ve seen over the weekend about the NFL & associated topics. My tweets are pulled from my timeline and @NFLRT. Encourage you to follow @NFLRT for retweets from NFL fans like you! If you don’t see yours, don’t give up…just keep tweeting! Words in parentheses are mine added to clarify the context or person the tweet is about.  “Been having a hard time getting a hold of Tony Romo lately on his phone. Apparently, he is having a hard time finding the receiver.” – @rishertimes07 “Giants missing their best player – ROMO!” @joedeb00720 “I won’t be impressed with any Redskins throwback uniforms until they wear war paint and feathers on their heads” – @NotTheRealSwami “The Titans actually didn’t fumble the ball…the ball was running away from Tillman’s fist #NFL #CHIvsTEN” – @Armchair_QBs “Last time Turner ran like that, he had the police chasing him!” – @FauxMattRyan “Al (Michaels) and Chris (Collinsworth) are edging closer to becoming those two old balcony Muppets every week!” – @CynicalLongkat “Roethlisberger is excited to be in NYC. He heard there was a girl named Sandy that was screwing a lot of people. #Steelers #Giants” – @ccnlive “People who switched to GEICO are happy! How happy? Happier than a pass rusher facing the #Eagles O-Line!” – @shaner021 “This Bears game is turning into a shootout: The Bears offense vs the Bears defense…Who will score more?” – @MichaelKaysDome “Apparently the Steelers and Giants both sent their offenses to help with disaster relief while replacement offenses play the game” – @medic9269 And one from last week that I thought was worth sharing: “Just like the last Cowboy to wear #88, Dez Bryant can’t avoid a white line when it matters the most.” – @FauxJohnMadden I’ll end each Top 10 Tweets of the Week with an NFL Meme, courtesy of @TheRealNFLMemes (Facebook: NFL Memes): Follow us on Twitter @DownandDistance Down and Distance Columnist - Shane Richardson @Shaner021The post Top 10 NFL Tweets of the Weekend appeared first on DOWN & DISTANCE.
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