15) It would be like having a coach on the field, only without all of that speed14) Would give Jon Runyan company on the bus to Atlantic City13) Thirty one other NFL franchises must be wrong12) Levon Kirkland can no longer fit outside of his house11) Trotter comes with his own throwback jersey10) Byron Evans wouldn't accept the charges9) Just want to find some way to really piss off Omar Geither8) It's a way to keep him off the streets and methadone7) Need someone to make Michael Vick feel fast in practice6) Bill Bergey is enjoying retirement too much5) Having an actual run-stopping linebacker just seems kinda retro cool4) Until they sign him, they can't release him again3) Chuck Bednarik is 84, and still a guaranteed unnecessary roughness flag waiting to happen2) As Trotter is only 33, by the Brett Favre corollary, he has at least 7 years of tread left on the tires1) After that Sheldon Brown mask embarrassment against the Saints, it has become clear that the defense des...
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