Truth In Labeling?

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More on the Hail Mary Kid later, but first a field report from La Crosse, Wisconsin. So I'm with some friends at Oktoberfest in La Crosse, Wis. For those not from the flyover states, it's a festival of public drunkenness in which people try to prove they are the biggest drunken asshole in a sea of 100,000 drunken assholes. We were at a bar Saturday night and this guy walked in, complete with a Jared Allen-type mullet. Obviously I had to snap a picture with my phone. A different guy I work with (also from Wisconsin) has continued to maintain he doesn't care about Favre on the Vikings. Today he simply updated his Twitter with "Favre: Go to hell." I can only guess how Sunday's events impacted mullet/jersey guy, but yeah, Wisconsin isn't taking this well. -Elliot, Minneapolis, Minn. It reminds me of the immortal words of Alec "G...