For all you (coughSpartycough) traveling to the Super Bowl this weekend, take a deep breath and feel safe. The TSA is looking out for you. They’ve trained thousands of “fast food sellers and other vendors” to spot terrorists under their First Observer program. Don’t worry. The TSA has also acknowledged that there are not any credible or specific threats. So, America can continue to sit back, stuff our faces, chug our beer, and complain about the ****** commercials.
Here’s a quote that summarizes what the TSA actually did:
The TSA said over 8,000 stadium vendors, parking lot attendants, shuttle bus drivers, and other transportations professionals received the agency’s First Observer training for detecting potential terrorist activities.
That’s good to know. So, when you’re grabbing that plate of nachos and a few dogs, make sure you thank the vendor for helping to keep you safe.