Originally written on The Sports Headquarters  |  Last updated 11/15/14
  The Jets are a waste of time. The fact that they are paid to be a team compiled of players who are supposed to provide entertainment and win games is a direct affront to capitalism, which in turn is a direct affront to America and Jesus. The Jets are attrocious. Horrific is too nice of a word to describe the level of malaise in which they play. There are teams with worse records in 2012 but I’m hard pressed to find a worse team. They’re a debacle. Their storyline isn’t even intriguing. Tim Tebow and his magical powers will win as many games as Mark Sanchez and his zero powers. Without Darrelle Revis, this defense is mediocre. Bart Scott is past his prime. Their draft picks have all fizzled out. Santonio Holmes (even when healthy) is far from a top flight receiver. Dustin Keller is a wanna-be Top 10 tight end. Shonn Greene is a second rate Michael Bush. Rex Ryan is still fat even after losing north of 200 pounds. It’s just an embarassment of a football team. I feel bad for all the Sandy victims who are hoping to spend time with their families on Thanksgiving hoping the Jets can deliver them some holiday cheer because the Patriots are going to make the Meadowlands look like Hotel Rwanda mixed with the Walking Dead. Just mayhem and domination for four quarters. The Jets have no chance and they know they have no chance. They can do all the talking they want. It’s really all they have. They just cannot back it up. Enjoy a top five pick next April, Jets fans. I can’t wait to see how Rex messes it up.
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