Cleveland Browns vs. Kansas City Chiefs (Week 14)
December 9, 2012
Sometimes crazy ex-girlfriends win the battle. I'm thinking the Chiefs will wake up with their pet bunny in the crock-pot.
Browns win an uneventful game, meaning they keep their helmets on and actually win the game.
Expecting the Browns to win has been an exceedingly rare happenstance these past 14 years or so. Today's tilt against the Chiefs is a game the Browns should win, and rather handily.
Thursday night, I dreamed KC routed us and I made out with Mary Kay Cabot in the press box at halftime. Half the dream comes true today.
If the Browns don't win today, then the progress ma...