Whatever, Vikings sign a Bunch of Dudes

I’d personally like to thank the Vikings for waiting until the last moment to sign a bunch of their rookie draft picks. This delayed signing obviously meant that the organization REALLY crunched the dollars and cents on these rookies and got the absolute best deal possible for the team. It also means that I wasn’t allowed the freedom to space these signing updates out over the course of a week, because now training camp is here and we got bigger and better **** to tackle. FOOTBALL REFERENCE!!! Anyway, some signings happened. Let’s break them down … Everson Griffen: The Magical Griffen signed, finally putting an end to anyone else caring about Ray Ray Edwards. I liked the pick originally, and I don’t really care what a fourth round guy is making. It’s good that he is signed and ready to go. A reader had this question about Griffen: You think Everson Griffin, will refuse to carry Jared Allen’s drunk Mankato girls home from the bar? Or his over...