Whoa, Why’re we Talking About Chad Pennington?

Believe you me, I didn’t come up with this crazy idea myself, because I don’t exactly have an affinity for weak armed quarterbacks that underwent surgery to install a new robotic arm that was actually first developed in the 1920′s in Fritz Lang’s Metroloplis. But that’s exactly what Pennington is now, after bouncing from starter in New York, to starter in Miami, now to back up in Miami behind Chad Henne. But one person thinks that Pennington could be the answer to the Vikings problems if Brett Favre decides to retire. I of course, cordially disagree. First of all, Chad Pennington is a douche bag. I don’t really know why. It may have something to do with his name being Chad, but it also has something to do with his dopey face. So, keep in mind, this irrational reason is first and foremost why he should never be a Vikings. The second reason is because this guy who came up with this crazy idea thinks the Dolphins should ask for a second round pick or...