You Stay Classy Houston (Texans)

Nowadays it seems like your favorite NFL player is more likely to obtain a criminal record than one on the field.It seems like once the offseason hits, they all go nuts like a 2nd grader at recess. Cedric Benson's got a little Captain in him.I'm too lazy to retell every single incident where Johnny Law meets Arrogant NFL Athlete, so here's a quick run-down of my favorites.Odell Thurman - Felonious assault at a water park.Thoughts: If it wasn't at Schlitterbahn, then who cares what place in line you are. The ride is going to suck. Now if he was at the Bahnzai Pipeline, that'd be a different story.Cedric Benson - A DWI, BWI (boating while intoxicated), and resisting arrest all in a month.Thoughts: That mandatory breathalyzer installed in his car is sure to impress the ladies.Marshawn Lynch - Hit and RunThoughts: What's a 27 year-old-lady doing dancing in the street at 3 in the morning?! Hopefully that $150 traffic ticket will teach Lynch a harsh lesson.Matt Jon...