Preview: Introducing the 2009-10 Detroit Red Wings!

NHL season previews often sell you an impressive bill of goods before you realize, at the end of the season, you're holding an empty box. Which makes using advertisements and infomercials the appropriate template for Puck Daddy's 2009-10 NHL Season Previews, presented each day throughout September.Last Season's Ad Copy (See Also Wings Eulogy): Second in the Western Conference, first in the Central Division (51-21-10, 112 points). Swept the Columbus Blue Jackets, outlasted the Anaheim Ducks in seven games, blasted the Chicago Blackhawks in five and then watched Sidney Crosby(notes) snub the handshake line while celebrating the Stanley Cup championship after Game 7. And yeah, they're still a little sore about that last one. This is a good thing. The Detroit Red Wings with a chip on their collective shoulder are a dangerous bunch. Like when critics doubted that a reigning champion can make it back to the finals. Like when an NHL commissioner issued a quasi-suspension be...