Found February 02, 2012 on Couch Tarts:
PLAYERS: Joe Thornton
TEAMS: San Jose Sharks
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From the bowels of the now-defunct Melt Your Face-Off, Internet teen pop sensation LeNoceur returns to channel the advice-giving muse of Sharks captain Joe Thornton. You can follow LeNoceur on Twitter @meltyourfaceoff. The actual Couch Tarts are in no way responsible for the content of this post. Well, other than the fact that they invited me to do it, and gave me administrator privileges to post it. Other than that, totally not their responsibility.Hey there, uh, Couchicans? Tartesians? The **** I call you people? It's been a while since I dropped some wisdom on you. Not for lack of problems on your part. Oh, no. Let's get to it.Dear Joe: After several years of really bad behavior (drinking too much, sleeping with several married men and general promiscuity, dabbling in drug use and generally not being a good person), about six months ago, I finally managed to stop all of this cold turkey. I can’t make up for what I did, but I plan to spend the rest of my life working t...
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