Behind Enemy Lines: Undercover Underdog

Yesterday's post was delayed until today because the Alpha squad here at GwaP went undercover over at the HP Pavilion and broke into the coach's office to gather his latest notes on how he plans to coach his team to victory over the Ducks. Our spies were unable to uncover much, as the notes were written in crappy coach scrawl with abbreviations our team could not make sense of. (I mean, seriously, what's JCPatrick Marleau, Joe Thornton and Devin Setoguchi busted into the lockerroom, arms full of toilet paper, giggling about dolling up Jeremy Roenick's locker. Alpha Squad team member "Magna" reportedly overheard Seto complain this wasn't enough payback for the itching powder JR put in their jockstraps while he was bored on the IR. Shortly after the boys completed their prank, Alpha Squad squeaked out, narrowly avoiding capture by the Sharks and quickly planned a raid on Musings of a Radical Redhead HQ further north. The top secret mission paid off, ...