Originally posted on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 12/5/11

Who’s looking for an Arizona home where you can build a hockey rink in the master bedroom? Former NHL a-hole Claude Lemieux is looking to unload his 7,000 sq. ft. Paradise Valley that actually has a grassy yard area in the desert! And look at that pool! Just imagine the bikini broads jumping off the waterfall at drunken keggers. And drunken bikini chicks laying on those rocks like iguanas. This house has it all. $8k per month mortgage & it’s yours.

Via the realtor:

Stunning home in the heart of Paradise Valley with beautiful views of the Praying Monk vistas! There are 4 bedrooms each with own bath, office and full guest house with kitchenette. The home is beautifully appointed with sand blasted wood beam ceilings, coffers, art niches, built-in office cabinets, wet bar with wine storage, 3 sided master fireplace and many more!!!

Praying Monk vistas? F-ing done. Where’s the checkbook? How soon can we move in? Why is Lemieux unloading this pad? It’s unclear, according to our researchers, but Claude has lowered the asking price by $800,000 since ’09 when it was listed for nearly $2.9mm. Bad economy, eh bro?

Highlights Of Claude Lemieux’s Paradise Valley Stunner:

4.9 miles from Babe’s Cabaret.

• 5 bed, 6 bath

• 1 acre to water

• Outdoor ceiling fans to bust up that desert air

• Dry heat

• Few cool 7 foot trees

• 3-sided fireplace! Wheee!

Price: $2,095,000

Mortgage: $7,846 before added costs for pool boy

[Buy Claude Lemieux's Paradise Valley House & Master Suite]


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