Curmudgeon

cur-mudg-eon [ker-muhj-uhn] -noun- a bad tempered, difficult, cantankerous person.What have I become? I attended the Wild-Bluejackets game last night with the best seats I have had the opportunity to sit in. Fourth row in the corner. I could see Derek Boogaard's pores when he went in for a hit. I could see Brent Burns give sh*t to Clayton Stoner. And the best part is that I was able to buy them for only $25.00 each, as opposed to the $75.00 sticker price. But, alas, the promise of these great seats was not meant to be.The lower level corner seats at the X are about 8 inches wide. Well maybe not 8 inches, but they're pretty damn narrow. Once I squeezed into my seat I managed to spill my beverage that was sitting in the rickety arm rest/cup holder. Then a big dude sat next to me and dominated the shared arm rest. But I could get past these things; I was here for the hockey, right?Well the big dude sitting next to me wasn't at the game for the hockey. He was ther...