Today is day 3 of the Zach Parise hostage crisis.
The common tone right now amongst some people is " he deserves as much time as possible, he is making the biggest decision of his life..."
Our initial reaction was this:
We just wanted to say **** you, Zach, make a decision on where you are going to sign your 100 million contract.
In fact this actually might be the greatest #whitepeopleproblem of all time.
But after thinking about it makes sense he didn't sign anywhere yet.
Day 1, Sunday: Parise starts getting offers and is staggered. Agents probably have to read over a bunch of ****, and they eliminate the teams that he doesn't want to go to.
Day 2, Monday: Parise and his agents go over his shortlist, and field calls from suitors. Brodeur probably gets emo on him. The Blackhawks cloud everything. Parise wants to go over **** with his family. Decision
Day 3, Tuesday:Decision day....