Found January 05, 2012 on
The Last Angry Fan:
It sure looks like a ***** in this picture, and I wouldn’t put it past a Montreal Canadiens fan to bring such an item to a game in anticipation of one of the Habs netting a hat trick. I just hope that it wasn’t in slightly used condition when it made it’s way to the ice.
Whether or not the red, phallic-shaped item found amongst the hats strewn on the ice following Montreal center Lars Eller’s third of four goals in a 7-3 rout of the Jets may remain a mystery, but for argument’s sake we’ll just assume that it is indeed a ***** on the Bell Centre ice surface. Makes for a much more interesting story that way.
[@geeyee17 via Puck Daddy]
BEST OF MAXIM
Lars Eller capped an evening imaginable to very few, and capable by even fewer.
If there’s a team who needs to eat up wins now more than ever — given the coaching controversy — it’s the Montreal Canadiens.
And Eller, a 22-year-old from Denmark, racked up five points — four of them goals.
Under interim coach Randy Cunneyworth, the Habs move to 2-6 — which...
Kicking 2012 Off with a Bang!
So, unless you were hiding under a rock last night, most every Canadiens fan is now well aware of the unreal performance by Lars Eller last night against the Winnipeg Jets.
Not only did he score 4 goals and add an assist, but he actually gave his fans and teammates something to smile about.
While it can be argued whether or not this will go...
Have you ever wondered who would think, "Boy, I'd so much rather be the guy who picks up the dead duck thrown from the stands during a hockey game?" The answer, we imagine, is the guy who has to pick up the rubber phallus thrown on the ice in celebration of a hat trick.
According to Gerard Yee on Twitter, somebody at the Montreal Canadiens' 7-3 home victory over...
The siren had sounded, the cheers lingered, and Lars Eller skated out as first star of the night. He tossed pucks into the stands, but he remained longer than most would, and he applauded the adoring and delighted fans. He smiled and clapped again, and when he finally left the ice, in the corridor he jumped in the air.
Lars Eller had a right to smile and linger and jump. Because...
MONTREAL – Scoring a hat trick is impressive; four goals, astonishing – what Lars Eller did Wednesday night can ...
Lars Eller had four goals and an assist, Travis Moen had three assists, and the Montreal Canadiens bounced back from a poor road trip with a 7-3 win over the Winnipeg Jets on Wednesday night.
MONTREAL (AP) Lars Eller had four goals and an assist, Travis Moen had three assists, and the Montreal Canadiens bounced back
from a poor road trip with a 7-3 win over the Winnipeg Jets on Wednesday night.
Lars Eller had four goals and an assist, Travis Moen had three assists, and the Montreal Canadiens bounced back from a poor road trip with a 7-3 win over the Winnipeg Jets on Wednesday.
CANADIENS 7, JETS 3
MONTREAL - Lars Eller had four goals and an assist, Travis Moen had three assists, and Montreal...
Lars Eller doubled his goal total for the season in a one night, registering his first career four-goal game in Montreal's resounding 7-3 win over the Winnipeg Jets at the Bell Centre.
It is time to hop back into it today with a little Fantasy Hockey ONE. First up, let's take a look back at what happened last night with our FANTASY POTN first and then Ian Gooding will give us his Pick Six for the night.
This one was a very easy choice as we went with Lars Eller of the Montreal...