From Bob McKenzie via TSN990:
"At some point the notion of trading PK Subban is something that I think the Montreal Canadiens may decide to deal with."
So why would I care that a rebuilding Northeast Division rival's rookie GM is possibly on the verge of trading it's most marketable, young first pairing defenceman? And did I neglect to mention the future consequences of potentially irking said player's best friend, who also happens to be the franchise goalie?
Because silly, mediocrity is hilarious.
And this news will probably culminate with Bryan Murray and Eugene Melnyk having the following conversation:
Eugene Melnyk: "Hey Bry, hold on a second..." *puts call on hold and The Troggs' 'With A Girl Like You' starts playing
Bryan Murray: *starts humming*
One minute elapses...
Bryan Murray: "Baby baby is there no chance. I can take you for the last dance. All night long yeah. I've been waiting. Now there'll be no hesitating. So before this dance has...