Originally posted on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 5/1/14
David Coates / Detroit News Detroit police are investigating the theft of the heads from the giant Jimmy Howard and Pavel Dastyuk bobbleheads in downtown Detroit.  Police were dispatched at 5 a.m. Wednesday morning to Campus Martius when the missing Howard head was reported.  Last weekend, it was reported that Datsyuk’s head was missing.  The bobbleheads are part of an “April in the D” promotion by Fox Sports Detroit.  The statues were to be auctioned off in the next few days with the proceeds going toward the Boys & Girls Club of America. The four headhunting men were caught swiping Howard’s head before taking off in a blue or black Chevrolet Malibu. Surveillance footage from the area will be gathered. And this, my friends, is why Detroit cannot have nice things.  Jerks.
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