If I Were a Hockey Player

If I Were a Hockey Player:Team: Washington CapitalsUniform Number: 10Position: Left WingNickname: Josho (my real hockey nickname) or ThunderLinemates: Backstrom and OvechkinRounding out the PP: Bondra and VisnovskyJob: Deflections and garbage goals. Defensive forward and penalty killer.Signature Move: The snap shotStrengths: Puck stealing and passingWeaknessess: HittingInjury Problems? Lower body injuriesEquipment: CCM helmet, Easton Synergy stick (green), Bauer skatesNemesis: Mario LemieuxScandal Involvement: Cheating on my girlfriend (who I hope to be Sophia Bush)Who I'd face in the Stanley Cup Finals: Vancouver CanucksWhat I'd do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Baptize my children in it, bring it to my high school and parade it through the halls. Have a big freakin' barbecueWould the media love me or hate me? They'd love my intensity, but despise me for not being more agressive.