Jose Theodore’s mask is a sexy version of Cat Fancy

It's not often we think about the goalie masks of the Florida Panthers, though in fairness we do watch mostly playoff hockey. But Jose Theodore, you've earned our attention: This is Theodore's new mask for the Panthers, and our records indicate it's the first in NHL history to feature a female feline in a bikini. The design is a welcome change from the litany of Florida goalie masks that just feature a solitary palm tree or the goalie's face inside the jaws of a Panther head. Were this a Tex Avery cartoon, our eyes would now be bulging out while we make the "aaaah-oooo-gaaah" noise. So what's the story behind the image? Prepare to feel a little awkward. From George Richards of On Frozen Pond, which published the mask image on Wednesday: On one side of the mask is a feline wearing a bikini. On the other side is another adult cat (the one that looks a little like Joe Camel) wearing sunglasses. Next to him is a surprised looking kitten. I was told th...