Luongo 'indefinite injury' report creates mass puckhead hysteria

The Vancouver Province reported this afternoon that Vancouver Canucks goaltender Roberto Luongo(notes) is injured: "How badly is unknown and how many games the Vancouver Canucks starting goaltender may miss is also open to speculation."The Vancouver Sun was happy to speculate openly, while reporting that Luongo is "out indefinitely" after last night's loss to the Detroit Red Wings:Bertuzzi was knocked into Luongo by Canuck defenceman Alex Edler. The impact appeared to jar Luongo's shoulder and arm.That's where we are, until someone leaks the injury or the Canucks release it formally. What's happened since this news moved speaks to how all-encompassing hockey culture has become: We've been bombarded with messages from concerned Canucks fans, concerned Team Canada Olympic fans, concerned fantasy owners who drafted Luongo first in their leagues and, of course, fans from the other 14 teams in the Western Conference havin' a laugh right about n...