Originally written January 11, 2012 on Nightmare on Helm Street:
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This is a completely non-Red Wings related bit of news...but I just had to share it - especially since we're all down in the dumps today.Let me preface this story with the fact that I had heard about this a few days ago on the NHL Home Ice XM station in my car and was laughing hysterically.  But, like many things in life...I completely forgot about it by the time I got home...that is...until now.A big stick tap to Joe Lachovsky (@TheBigLachovsky) for reminding me via twitter.  See, NOHS Chris - you could have beaten me to this story if you were on twitter...#getchrisontwitterMake the jump for the story...you'll be sorry if you don't. This posted via LifeHacker (is that the EavesDropper reference on South Park?): Dustin Penner Is Out With Pancake-Related Back Spasms The L.A. Kings winger missed Saturday's game, and is questionable for tonight. He's still trying to get over a recent onset of back spasms, triggered by an insidiously hearty breakfast. "...
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