Found March 23, 2012 on Next Impulse Sports:
<a href="http://www.mogreet.com/moshare/it/" class="moshare-button-21" data-message="This is quite stupid, but for some reason I found it very entertaining. Probably because seeing an unhappy Sharks fan brings me more joy than...well, just about anything. In LA's crushing 5-2 defeat over San Jose on Tuesday night, the Kings crew decided to prank a Sharks fan, who seemed less than pleased about the whole thing. The game in which the Sharks fan thought he was participating was called "puck to funnel," and the "objective" was to move a puck from the top of his forehead into a funnel tucked into his jeans. Ummm...red flag # 1: Why is there a funnel leading to the inside of your pants? Red flag # 2: Who actually would come up with a game this stupid? Regardless, this man took the bait and ended up with some soda down his pants. His bitter reaction is the only thing worth watching:" data-type="article" data-location="...
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