Satan goes to Russia after 14 NHL seasons

Miroslav Satan, 36, has signed with Dynamo Moscow of the KHL for the remainder of the season, according to his agent Alan Walsh. Which is of course a bummer for any NHL fan that considers the Satan Shuffle to be one of the best goal celebrations in recent memory. Satan played quite well (14 points) in 38 regular season games for the Boston Bruins in 2009-10, and then posted 10 points in 13 postseason games. Why wasn't that enough to garner an NHL contract? Actually, it was, according to Walsh: Three NHL teams made what he called "bona fide" offers for Satan during the season but none were offers that Satan considered satisfactory. Finally, he opted for the KHL. CSN New England called this "a move that likely signifies the door closing on the Slovakian winger's NHL career," but Walsh denied that was the case, saying Satan could return to the League in 2011-12. Then again, with the KHL, there's always the chance for portability. All Satan would need i...