This is why we love free agency
From reader Josh K.
Lyrics to "Zach Parise" to tune of "Take it Easy." These may be complete ****, not a whole lot of jobbing in there but figured I'd pass it along.
Bein' King Shero,
Trying to loosen some dough,
I got 7 skaters on my mind.
2 I wanna re-up
4 I gotta free up
1 says he’s a friend of Sid’s…
Zach Parise, Zach Parise,
Don’t let the sound of dollar signs make you crazy.
Lock him up, while you still can.
Don’t even worry ‘bout Louis Lam.
Just find a place, take your stand,
Sending Z back to the corner of the state of Arizona
Such fine cap space to see
It’s TK, my lord
But he hasn’t scored, and he won’t again in this city.
Come on ZP, It’s so cold in the D
I gotta know if your sweet goals are gonna save me
We may lose, and we may win,
But at least you won’t be with the Wings.
So saddle up, he’s driving in
It's actually pretty funny, but probably not for people that are super serious.
Here is the Eagles song for reference:
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