Found September 19, 2012 on
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The Florida Panthers were among the first teams to lay off staff, and among the terminated was team mascot Stanley C. Panther. Follow along as we join the lovable mascot on three journeys through unemployment.
SCENE 1/looks at keyboard/looks at giant felt fingers/mashes keyboard/hangs headSCENE 2 Interviewer: So would you say you have good personal skills? I mean, you are a large junglle cat, after all/points to smile on his face, throws up handsInterviewer: But would if a customer comes in and they are upset? What do you do then?/stands up and does the running manInterviewer: I... think we have to go in another direction/hangs headSCENE 3UPS Manager: I understand that you have driven a zamboni?/nods furiouslyUPS Manager: Strangely enough, that more than qualifies you to work for us. Congratulations, you're hired! Probably because this is the clearly German version of the company./Stands up and does running manUPS Manager: You can start today! Here is your uniform, go get r...
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As a consequence of the NHL lockout, the Florida Panthers have laid off several team employees, most notably, Stanley C. Panther, the team's mascot.
The Florida Panthers have announced layoffs of some staff members, saying the moves are ''primarily'' because of the NHL lockout.
Panthers President and Chief Operating Officer Michael Yormark released a statement announcing what he called ''staff adjustments'' on Tuesday, the lockout's third full day.
Yormark did not say how many jobs were involved...
The Florida Panthers announced the layoffs of an unknown number of staff members Tuesday, only the third full day of the NHL's lockout.
The Panthers are believed to be the NHL's second team to publicly announce layoffs since the league's collective bargaining agreement with its players expired at 11:59 p.m. on Saturday and ushered in the league's fourth work stoppage...
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Poor Stanley C. Panther. He along was laid off today in a "Cost Cutting" move by the Florida Panthers hockey team.
In case you didn't know: The NHL is in a lockout. Again.
Yeah, we were surprised to hear that too.
So...if the NHL had a lockout and nobody knew it, did it really happen?
Unfortunately in this case...
East coast readers, just be grateful all this rain isn’t snow.
Peeps got jokes.
The lockout is really bad. The Florida Panthers mascot was laid off.
I wish I was a Kentucky basketball player for a variety of reasons.
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