Originally written on Sports Mockery  |  Last updated 5/8/14
Mockery - With the Blackhawks playoffs in full swing, there’s no better time to get together with a few friends over a few brews (full disclosure, my drink of choice is 312), and watch Chicago’s championship team. So, grab a six pack (or better yet, a case), watch for these events and play along in the Chicago Blackhawks Drinking Game. ONE DRINK The announcers (particularly Eddie Olczyk) say some variant on “Great play by Duncan Keith” (a popular use is “great stick by Keith”) Jonathan Toews wins a faceoff Pat Foley says “both teams full strength” (two drinks if they aren’t at full strength) “For all you young hockey players out there” Stick on the ice mention Breathless “GREAT SAVE” The Hawks score You can audibly hear “Let’s go Hawks” in an opposing building A shot of a red-faced Q yelling on the bench (two drinks if it’s while someone else is interviewed) A Blackhawks player mentions the best fans in the league TWO DRINKS Q grabs his balls Pat Foley says “both teams full strength” when they are, in fact, not at full strength Pat Foley calls one player another’s name (every game Raanta plays this will happen, at least once, per period) The dude playing shoot the puck gets booed The girl playing shoot the puck has heels and is blessed in the chest FINISH YOUR BEER HAWKS WIN! ————————– Sean Enos Guest Columnist Follow @sonicsean89 14 total views, 14 views today The post The Completely Unofficial Chicago Blackhawks Drinking Game! appeared first on Sports Mockery.
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