Fact: Maroon 5's hit song "Moves Like Jagger" was co-written by the same person who co-wrote Ke$ha's "TiK-ToK"; has anyone alerted the Vatican of this Devil incarnate's presence on Earth and his apparent plan to infect humanity with repetitive choruses and lyrical references to Mick Jagger?
Also a fact: The name "Jagger" is two letters away from "Jagr", as in Philadelphia Flyers star Jaromir Jagr. You may have noticed this from "Moves Like Jagr" NHL.com headlines, or perhaps you already own the unofficial "Moves Like Jagr" commemorative T-shirt.
Or, perhaps, you've made the mistake of entering that phrase into a search window on YouTube and discovered the ever-growing number of "Moves Like Jagr" song parodies and tributes that are multiplying like horny Tribbles. Would you like to see some? Sure you would.
And here … we … go.
The first known "Moves Like Jagr" video, via Crackers Commentary back in August. A truly terrible production that does nothing to alter the song and was film...