The offical Dany Heatley wish list

Howdy from a hot and humid nation's captial. So here is Heatley's wish list...not as fun as Canadian Tire's Wish List when I was a young lad but in no particular order; Detroit, Chicago, Boston, New York Rangers, San Jose, Vancouver and Los Angeles. Ok so quickly I can say Detroit and Boston won't happen. No divison deals and the Wings have no room for insubordinate/out of shape players who make $7.5 million a season. (Which begs to question why any team wants this guy) NYR doesn't really have the horses or the draft picks to make this happen in say a package deal, though a one-for-one Gomez or Drury could work...or Redden. Just kidding. Outside chance at a Blackhawks deal seeing former 67' D Brian Campbell sent to the Sens for Heatley. Hawks really can't afford to take on salary. Vancouver has a ton of room, but Ottawa would have to be content with 3rd-4th liners and average draft selections coming back. I don't see that happening. Oh and no L...