[Inside Mike Gillis' office]
Gillis: Thank you, gentlemen, for joining me
Daniel Sedin: We were counting our nipples.
Henrik Sedin: We have 5.
Gillis: I wanted you to join me -- Wait, which one of you has 3 nipples?
Daniel: What do you mean?
GIllis: You just said.... never mind. I wanted you to come here so you, as the two longest tenured members of our team, and leaders both, to be the first to meet our new coach, John Tortorella
Henrik: How did you find out about the length of our tenures?
Gillis: Coach Tortorella, could you please join us?
Daniel: Pleasure to meet you Tortorola. I will be the first to tell you I prefer Samsung.
Henrik: I am ok with anything that has AT&T and not Vigneaultzon.
Gillis: That's Tortorella, guys
Daniel: Oh, I am very sorry Coach Tortuga. Did you know your name means turtle in Scott Gomez?
Henrik: I like turtles
Henrik: This is no time for desert, Mr...